Eric Staal holds a cardboard box spaceship.

Eric Staal holds a drunk Patrick Kane. Requested by baberiel-landeskog.

Eric Staal holds rolls of carpet. Requested by hiccupingduck.

Eric Staal holds Glen Coco. Requested by plekaface.

Eric Staal holds a bathroom stall.

Eric Staal holds a moose and two Asian babies. Requested by heyheyredwings.

Eric Staal gets ready for nap time.

Eric Staal touches Sidney Crosby’s butt. Careful, don’t get too close—that thing might explode.

Eric Staal holds Paula Deen.